Known Unknown? Unknown Known?

“As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don’t know we don’t know.” – Donald Rumsfeld

I’m currently working through a known unknown known (I think) – that is to say I know something, but do not know everything about what I know.

I know just enough to be dangerous for me and others! And just enough that, if I let it, will eat a hole in my stomach until I really know what I know I don’t wanna know!

I think I am going to take a sharpie and write Jeremiah 29:11 on my hand so it’s a constant reminder:

“I have it all planned out—plans to take care of you, not abandon you, plans to give you the future you hope for.” Jeremiah 29:11 (The Message)

Or maybe a tattoo?

No worries…right?

Twitter, Baby Gates & Conspiracy Theories

Don’t know if you heard.

Twitter went down yesterday, some sort of hacker attack.

They say it’s back up – liars.

Also don’t know if you heard.

Baby gates are implements of torture.

I tripped over one this morning in a sleepy stupor, fell on my face.

On the bright side, I mangled the gate so badly it will never practice torture in our home again!

Lastly – don’t know if you heard.

When they ask you to fill out a detailed job profile for your role, don’t panic!

They have to fill those empty cubes in Dallas at some point and this way they know what to look for when interviewing.

Not paranoid – merely acknowledging the conspiracy theory is most likely the truth.

Isn’t that the way it usually is? Just saying.